essrose ([info]essrose) wrote,
@ 2008-05-05 02:15:00
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VEN-GEANCE FROM THE GRAVE...
...KILLS THE PEE-PULL HE ONCE SAVED.

Iron Man was great! Pretty much every human being with a blog has already told you exactly why it was great, though, so I won't belabor the whole thing TOO much. I'll just say the designs were beautiful, Robert Downey Jr. is America's greatest living genius (take THAT, Nobel-Prize-winning quantum physicist Murray Gell-Mann! ), the action/humor balance was just right, and The Dude had a beard to end all beards. And that final moment before the credits was just brilliant, too... I've always wanted to see a scene like that.

BUT. I was talking to a friend of mine earlier, and he had a serious problem with the movie. He just couldn't get past the weakness of the villain. And, you know, it's true, the villain isn't quite as compelling as everything else in the movie. It didn't bother me as much as it bothered him, but I could see where he was coming from. The actor (Is it a spoiler to say who it is? It's kind of obvious...) does a great job with what he was given, but honestly, he wasn't given a whole lot. And maybe that was unavoidable; In this new batch of superhero movies, there's so much time spent setting up just who these heroes are, their origins, their powers, their inner conflicts, relation to the supporting cast, etc., that the bad guys and their plots often get sidelined a bit. Spider-Man Number One and Batman Begins both had that problem, I think. Maybe the issue is just that great villains and "origin stories" have trouble fitting in the same movie... You have to get past all that before you'll have time to develop a really strong, memorable movie bastard.

Then again, as my friend pointed out, tell that to Clarence Boddicker.

Anyway, the discussion did bring up the question, "Who are your favorite movie villains of the past few years (say, 10)?" So here's the list of bad guys I've seriously enjoyed hating over the past decade (not really in any order, except maybe the first two):

1. Anton Chigurgh (No Country for Old Men)
2. Captain Vidal (Pan's Labyrinth)
3. Stuntman Mike (Death Proof)
4. O-Ren Ishii... and Elle Driver and Budd and GoGo (the Kill Billses)
5. Agent Smith (The Matrix)
6. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
7. Mrs. Carmody (The Mist)
8. Kroenen (Hellboy)
9. Dr. Octopus (Spider-Man 2)
10. Sadako (Ringu)

I guess I felt sorry for Dr. Octopus more than I hated him, really, but still, a solid character. And, yeah, Kroenen is more of a cool visual than a cool character ("A slight case of the bobafetts," as his physician would say). But he's got an interesting backstory, so he stays. Davy Jones is pretty much in the same boat as Kroenen in that sense, but it's important to cut lists like this off at 10, lest we risk angering the Great Gods of Arbitrarium.

Who's on your list? (Just the past 10 years, I mean. Apologies to Mr. Boddicker.)


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[info]mooncalfe
2008-05-05 04:44 pm UTC (link)
dang, past 10 years...? that's tough, i think all my favorites are from the 80s... i did like Stuntman Mike a whole lot like you mentioned, but i think it was more that i liked Kurt Russell, heh. ummmm i really love Ian McKellan's Magneto from the X-Men movies... and probably all the villains from Chronicles of Riddick! haha, yeah. hmm, Big Daddy from Land of the Dead but i'm not sure he's really a villain... Zedus from Gamera 2006, he was such an asshole monster, but i'm not sure anybody around here would know who that is except me. anyways, i guess that's all i can think of. i guess it's more a case of there being not many /movies/ i liked in the past ten years, haha. that's skipping over the two best decades! Gary Oldman from Air Force One!

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[info]essrose
2008-05-06 07:55 am UTC (link)
Yeah, I don't think Big Daddy is meant to be a bad guy at all, really. He's actually more sympathetic than most of the humans in that movie. Sort of like Bub from Day of the Dead, I guess.

Have you noticed we never get to see either of those guys chowing down on any humans in those movies? Maybe they're vegetarians like the zombie in the Day remake.

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[info]johnforster
2008-05-05 07:17 pm UTC (link)
1. Asteroid Dottie (Armageddon) Intimate objects totally count!
2. Anton Chigurgh (No Country for Old Men)
3. Daniel Plainview (There Will Be Blood)
4. Davy Jones (PotC: Deadman's Chest)
5. Tyler Durden (Fight Club)
6. Agent Smith (The Matrix)
7. Hernán Cortés (The Road to El Dorado)
8. Dr. Octopus (Spider-Man 2)
9. Kevin (Sin City)
10. Kim Jong Il (Team America: World Police)

I could probably come up with some better ones, but I'm having a really hard time remembering films that came out within the past 10 years.

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[info]essrose
2008-05-06 08:01 am UTC (link)
I almost put Daniel Plainview (and Sweeney Todd) on my list, too, but then decided to arbitrarily disallow main characters. I stand by my utterly indefensible choice.

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[info]johnforster
2008-05-07 06:48 am UTC (link)
Didn't peg you as somebody who'd be prejudice against main characters, Aaron. You need to learn that everybody, regardless of casting, are beautiful in their own special way. Some of my best friends are main characters.

They're not like those filthy extras. God I hate them so much. All they do is stuff their faces at the kraft table and smell bad. Lousy X's.

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[info]silver_rabbit
2008-05-05 07:56 pm UTC (link)
My bestest buddy would kill me if I didn't mention Gary Oldman as Zorg in The Fifth Element. And by "kill" I mean "quote the entire movie." Gary Oldman as anything generally makes me happy, but you can tell he was really having fun with this role.

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[info]essrose
2008-05-06 08:05 am UTC (link)
Yeah, he's pretty bizarre in that. (What accent was that supposed to be, exactly? Space Texan?) I think my favorite evil Oldman is in The Professional, though.

"EEEEVREEEEOOOOONNNNE!!!"

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[info]imaginetending
2008-05-05 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh man I can't name villains off the top of my head. I guess I am going to be a nerd and include Video Game characters.

1.Sephiroth (Final Fantasy 7)
2.Light (Death Note)
3. The Joker (Bat Man)
4.Agent Smith (The Matrix)
5. The Dark Riders (Lord of The Rings)
6. Zim (Invader Zim)

....

Gah I just can't think of anymore.

The movies I really like are things like Big Fish or Donnie Darko, and as for manga or video games...I can't think anyone cool enough to put on a list.

Oh well. I tried.

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[info]diello
2008-05-05 09:01 pm UTC (link)
Damn, it was pretty tough to come up with a bunch of awesome villains from the past ten years...

from the past 10 years:
Septimus from Stardust
Hyde from Jekyll
The Joker from Batman (comic, movie, show, whatever)
Anti-Helena from Mirrormask
JK Rowling of Harry Potter fame (She writes excellent villains... I imagine it comes from personal experience. Also, only a villain can take over the world the way she has).
Lucy Diamond from D.E.B.S.
Pyramid Head from Silent Hill (game and movie)
The Monarch from Venture Brothers (I know he's not from a movie, but I'm hopeful).


beyond 10 years (and not necessarily from movies):
Mickey and Mallory Knox from Natural Born Killers
Jareth from giant crotch, I mean, package, er... Labyrinth.
Captain Hook from Peter Pan, who is the real villain.
Lucifer from The Bible, and The Sandman comic, and various other things.
freaking Shredder! from TMNT
Dash X from Eerie, Indiana
Croup and Vandemar from Neverwhere

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[info]essrose
2008-05-06 08:07 am UTC (link)
Septimus is a good one. Michelle Pfeiffer's character was great, too. I was kind of surprised by how much I liked that movie, actually...

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[info]johnforster
2008-05-06 08:32 am UTC (link)
"Hyde from Jekyll"

Oh, yes. Definitely one of the best TV villains of all time.

And in that vein I'd also have to mention the slew of awesome villains from Doctor Who. Like the Master, Family of Blood and the Weeping Angles.

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[info]diello
2008-05-06 05:22 pm UTC (link)
It was hard to pick out just one villain from Doctor Who, and I didn't want to crowd my list :)

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[info]tiredfairy
2008-05-05 09:44 pm UTC (link)
I think the issue is that, before these, the villains were usurping the hero's in terms of who the move was really about. I mean, for instance, Batman (Tim Burton's) might as well have been Jack Nicholson's The Joker. He was by far the more interesting character.

I think, in general, most villains are more interesting than heroes because they're generally more complex and dynamic. Batman is the exception for me, since I think he's borderline insane. Which is why I really enjoyed Batman Begins and didn't mind the slightly sidelined villains. I was more interested in Batman and it IS his movie. :}

I definitely agree that the main narrative flaw with Iron Man was the lack of convincing villain motivation. That and Pot's stiletto's somehow not getting stuck in the grates in the secret lab. >:}

My top 10 villains:
1. The Mayor- Buffy season 3
2. Spike- Buffy
3. Gollum- Lord of the Rings
4. Morgoth- The Silmarillion
5. Lucifer- from ze comics!
6. Jareth/The Goblin King- Labyrinth
7. Skeksies- The Dark Crystal
8. Grant Grant- SLither
9. J.D./Heather - Heathers
10. The Patrician - Discworld...not necessarily always a villain, but he could be in a half second if he needed to be.

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[info]essrose
2008-05-06 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Ha! I forgot about Grant Grant. A sterling example of the proud tradition of "monster-movie dickheads" best embodied by Paul Reiser in Aliens.

I think Batman Begins worked just fine, even with the villains being sort of undeveloped. Scarecrow was actually pretty cool; he just didn't have enough screen time, is all. It doesn't look like that'll be a problem with the Joker in this new movie, though...

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Amazing page..
(Anonymous)
2008-05-07 04:50 pm UTC (link)
thank you, brother

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